Parole Humour
Jun. 10 | Here’s what celebrating winning the Stanley Cup sounds like:
Commissioner hands cup to captain of team. Player hoists cup and shouts, “wooo!”
Then he passes it off to a player, one who is usually held in high regard like a veteran playing...
May. 20 | I’ve been mulling creating an on-going segment issuing something I call the Douchetard pick of the week. The problem is there are so many to choose from I quickly lose interest and just as promptly ignore a case ever happened. I mean, the NFL alone...
Mar. 17 | Liberal party leader Michael Ignatieff was on the offensive during question period today. He accused Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper of “being insensitive” to Paralympic athletes.
“We just feel that during the opening ceremonies...
Mar. 17 | Everyday it seems we learn more about the Tiger Woods saga-ga. The latest revelation comes by way of eHarmony; a web-based company dedicated to matching people with their soul-mate.
“While cleaning out our database we discovered a rather odd profile...
Mar. 17 | By Alex
Not content in introducing a quasi-nationalized but not really socialized health care reform bill no one seems to understand, Obama has now set his sights on the sports industry.
Sharing ice-cream – two spoons. He chose chocolate, I French...
Jan. 26 | Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals.
Captain of the chess club: Matt's high school picture
For a while now, I’ve been banging my head against the wall – I’m onto my third hockey helmet – trying to figure out who former...
Jan. 18 | Whoever said that bobsled isn’t sexy enough was wrong. In fact, everything about bobsled is hot & sexy. I never saw any female bobsled runner who wasn’t sexy or unrevealing. Yah them suits are so tight that you can actually view anything...
Dec. 15 | A collection of notes and comments from readers:
Dear Tiger Woods,
I can’t believe this is happening to me, to you, to us! I’m so distraught. I invested so much emotional currency into you! I’m a stark raving mad fan of yours…and...
Aug. 11 | By Beaker
I was clicking away surfing on TV when I came across a show about horses. Wait, make that Barbaro.
Must they speak of Barbaro as if he was a human being? Puke all over me, will ya? Moreover, aren’t these animals produced and groomed, for...
Apr. 21 | A conversation between Bob Gainey, Carey Price and Jaroslav Halak
INT. GAINEY’S OFFICE – DAY
BOB GAINEY sitting stoically talking to Montreal Canadiens goaltenders CAREY PRICE and JAROSLAV HALAK while sipping ginger and lemon tea. He’s...