MATT DUNIGAN OR ROGER DALTREY? WHO ARE YOU?
For a while now, I’ve been banging my head against the wall - I’m onto my third hockey helmet - trying to figure out who former CFL great QB and current TSN analyst Matt Dunigan looks like. And then bang! It hit me. Make that, I hit it (good thing because the helmet cracked again). [...]
BOBSLED RUNNER GILLIAN COOKE REVEALS BACKDOOR
Whoever said that bobsled isn’t sexy enough was wrong. In fact, everything about bobsled is hot & sexy. I never saw any female bobsled runner who wasn’t sexy or unrevealing. Yah them suits are so tight that you can actually view anything and everything. I love watching bobsled and I hope to see many women [...]
Fans Speak Out On Tiger
A collection of notes and comments from readers:
Dear Tiger Woods,
I can’t believe this is happening to me, to you, to us! I’m so distraught. I invested so much emotional currency into you! I’m a stark raving mad fan of yours…and golf too. Well, actually, I hate golf but, you my friend, make watching that hobby [...]
The Talk
A conversation between Bob Gainey, Carey Price and Jaroslav Halak
INT. GAINEY’S OFFICE - DAY
BOB GAINEY sitting stoically talking to Montreal Canadiens goaltenders CAREY PRICE and JAROSLAV HALAK while sipping ginger and lemon tea. He’s speaking to Price directly while Halak tries in vain to get some love and attention after a superb performance bailing the [...]
Calling Mr. Canoehead
Canada was supposed to clean up in canoe/kayaking. They didn’t. For a nation where the canoe/kayak has become a national symbol we sure didn’t indeed.
Why not get the Dene to race for us?
The canoe plays a large role in the Canadian identity and damn it I’ll be damnity damned if we don’t win more golds [...]
The Great Debate
By Beaker
We’re told not to put too much emphasis on medals count by the Participaction Propagandists. Doing so, apparently, misses the point and spirit of the Olympics. We should just be proud for the sake of it.
I’m not into spirits. Quite frankly, stuff I can’t see creeps me out.
How we doin’ over in China?
TSN has [...]
Brett Favre Packed Off To A City That Never Sleeps. That Can’t Be Healthy.
I don’t know why. But when I heard Favre was off to New York I thought about Joe Buck. I imagined a ragged Favre back in Mississippi looking back at something (maybe a sad puppy) as he hopped on a bus with a light knapsack tied to a sturdy stick ready to take him North. [...]
The Biggest Ant Of Them All
By Beaker
For many hockey fans around the world Pierre McGuire is the Chosen One. His superlative adjectives and monstrous metaphors have left many a person shivering in their jock straps. He has been compared to Shakespeare for his prescient and dry wit, Dante for his poetic prose and Principal Skinner for his commitment to providing [...]
Mats And Peter Form Sunberg
By Beaker
Mats “Skeletor” Sundin has Nierdermayersclerosis. It’s a peculiar disease doctors and researchers are only beginning to understand and NHL general managers are pressuring for an immediate cure. It’s definitely on the rise.
Poor Skeletor. Millions on the table and he’s uncertain if he wants to play again.
I hear he wants to figure out a way [...]
