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THE STANLEY CUP AND THE SOUNDS OF VICTORY
Jun. 10 | Here’s what celebrating winning the Stanley Cup sounds like: Commissioner hands cup to captain of team. Player hoists cup and shouts, “wooo!” Then he passes it off to a player, one who is usually held in high regard like a veteran playing...
FIRST EDITION OF THE DOUCHETARD AWARDS!
May. 20 | I’ve been mulling creating an on-going segment issuing something I call the Douchetard pick of the week. The problem is there are so many to choose from I quickly lose interest and just as promptly ignore a case ever happened. I mean, the NFL alone...
LIBERAL PARTY OUTRAGED WITH STEPHEN HARPER’S INSENSITIVITY
Mar. 17 | Liberal party leader Michael Ignatieff was on the offensive during question period today. He accused Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper of “being insensitive” to Paralympic athletes. “We just feel that during the opening ceremonies...
eHARMONY SUSPENDS TIGER WOODS ACCOUNT
Mar. 17 | Everyday it seems we learn more about the Tiger Woods saga-ga. The latest revelation comes by way of eHarmony; a web-based company dedicated to matching people with their soul-mate. “While cleaning out our database we discovered a rather odd profile...
OBAMA WANTS MORE COMPETITIVE BALANCE IN SPORTS
Mar. 17 | By Alex Not content in introducing a quasi-nationalized but not really socialized health care reform bill no one seems to understand, Obama has now set his sights on the sports industry. Sharing ice-cream – two spoons. He chose chocolate, I French...
MATT DUNIGAN OR ROGER DALTREY? WHO ARE YOU?
Jan. 26 | Out here in the fields, I fight for my meals. Captain of the chess club: Matt's high school picture For a while now, I’ve been banging my head against the wall – I’m onto my third hockey helmet – trying to figure out who former...
BOBSLED RUNNER GILLIAN COOKE REVEALS BACKDOOR
Jan. 18 | Whoever said that bobsled isn’t sexy enough was wrong. In fact, everything about bobsled is hot & sexy. I never saw any female bobsled runner who wasn’t sexy or unrevealing. Yah them suits are so tight that you can actually view anything...
Fans Speak Out On Tiger
Dec. 15 | A collection of notes and comments from readers: Dear Tiger Woods, I can’t believe this is happening to me, to you, to us! I’m so distraught. I invested so much emotional currency into you! I’m a stark raving mad fan of yours…and...
Loving Pets And Animals To Death
Aug. 11 | By Beaker I was clicking away surfing on TV when I came across a show about horses. Wait, make that Barbaro. Must they speak of Barbaro as if he was a human being? Puke all over me, will ya? Moreover, aren’t these animals produced and groomed, for...
