Top 10 Lists: Treat With Care

I peruse the odd sports blog and sometimes I come across some poorly thought out Top 10 lists that rarely seem to stick to any objective criteria when ranking players.

For example, I came across one where the compiler had Mark Messier ranked number 2 and Brendan Shanahan in the top 10.

Yes. I shook my head violently too. I just came back from the hospital. It’s a mild-concussion. I should be fine once the vomiting subsides.

If you’re compiling a Top 10 “favorite” players list then no harm. Knock yourself out. However, you can’t use subjective perception and pass it off as an objective all-time Top 10 list. It’s like wanting your cake and eat it too. It’s like making a Michael Moore movie. All noise and no substance.

You need to be objective lest all sensible perspective be foregone. One way to weed out subjectivity is to consider peak and career value, dominance, NHL All-Star selections (not the game), awards (Art Ross, Vezina, Conn Smythe, Norris etc.) all play a vital role in the equation.

Once you remove personal perspective and look at things from this angle, it’s easy to make the case that Messier and Shanahan (great players no doubt) don’t belong in any Top 10 list.

One of my favorite players all-time growing up was Steve Yzerman and I’ve seen his name also creep in from time to time. Do I think he belongs?

Nope.

The massive, overwhelming consensus “top five” without much debate are: Wayne Gretzky, Bobby Orr, Gordie Howe, Mario Lemieux and Maurice Richard. Their cultural and statistical impact on the game is unrivaled.

Numerous players get the nod before the three players aforementioned including Guy Lafleur, Raymond Bourque, Marcel Dionne, Phil Esposito, Jaromir Jagr, Doug Harvey, Eddie Shore, Bobby Hull, Jacques Plante and eventually Niklas Lidstrom.

And please no “their great leaders” stuff. Every single one of these players were “great” leaders. That’s hard to quantify and shouldn’t be a reason on its own to mention certain players.


Mats Skeldin Is Not Management Material

 Mats Skeldin Is Not Management Material

By Beaker

Lately, a new kind of star athlete behaviour has entered the world of sports: the indecisive one. Hm. Orange juice or grapefruit juice? Hm.

You know the routine, the smart ones plan their sabbatical during the season with the “I’m not sure if I’ll return” routine. Others go for operatic effect. They call a press conference, break down and cry while wiping tears away thus dramatically enhancing the press conference visuals.

There, there. Eezgonnabeawright.

Then, as fast as you can say FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION they’re back with arms stretched and raised as if nothing happened and ready to work.

Assistant coach: “Um, what’s he doing here?”

Coach looks over copy book: “I dunno. I thought…”

Assistant coach: “But we already replaced him!”

Coach: “I know, dang it! I know!”

Player: “I’m Bat-Man.”

They remind me of a child seeing the ocean for the first time. When the water recedes they follow it and when the tide comes back in they runaway scared. They’re unsure of what to do or how to rationalize it.

I don’t know if Mats ‘Skeletor’ Sundin has ever been to the beach. I suspect he has. Then again, he never seems to look tanned or healthy. However, I do envision him pounding his fist on a table next to a dish of reindeer meat screaming, “But I want to play ball hockey!”

 Mats Skeldin Is Not Management Material

He’s not the only one to be confused. Recall Scott Niedermayer put the Anaheim Ducks through the ringer last season as he went off into the forest seeking salvation. You can’t tell me that didn’t have an effect on the team. That team played like it missed him. And now we have the ready for TV saga of Brett Favre.

At what point do teams draw the line and say, “Hey, you’re an awesome player and our wives get along great but cripes you’re acting like a flake and we need to know now. People are dying for a shot at the bigs.” Indeed, how much patience does it buy an athlete if they’re a legend like Niedermayer or Favre? Lots? Little? Lots, little? Lots, lots?

In the case of Skeldin the guy is enshrouded in Scandinavian mystery. No one knows for sure what he’s thinking. Quite frankly, if you don’t know the guy it’s all speculation. Maybe he’s truly confused. Maybe he wants to fix the welfare state in Sweden and he’s not telling. Who knows?

This aside and whatever his reasons are, it’s quite possible we’ll see more and more of this sort of stuff moving forward.

Geez, I hope the indecisive attributes exhibited by The Hesitant Three (Skeldin, Niedermayer and Favre) don’t spill into the domestic domain. That would make them Tom Brady.

Nevertheless, many people would love to have his problem.


The Hit Parade Starring Ichiro

By Beaker

 The Hit Parade Starring IchiroSeattle Mariners outfielder Ichiro “Mr. Sparkle” Suzuki recently reached the 3000 hits plateau. A remarkable feat considering he’s 34 years old. If 3000 seems like a lot you’re right. It includes the 1278 he hit in Japan. His MLB total is 1722 as of July 29.

Combining professional stats in different leagues is a norm. They sometimes do it with NHL/WHA stats. For example, Wayne Gretzky and Gordie Howe both played in the WHA and have

Professional football does the same thing. Warren Moon’s passing yards stats include both his stay in the CFL with the Edmonton Eskimos and his NFL career with the Houston Oilers, Minnesota Vikings, Seattle Seahawks and Kansas City Chiefs.

When I heard these numbers I was squeezing the life out of a grapefruit and was convinced I misheard. It seems like only yesterday…

 The Hit Parade Starring Ichiro

Take a look for yourself here.

Coming into this season he has averaged 227 hits with a .333 BA, .379 OBP and .437 SLG.

Amazing considering he’s done it pretty much a crappy team.


Intentional, Control Problems Or Just Plain Dumb?

By Beaker

I was watching the baseball highlights while I knitted a Green Lantern costume (I eventually ran out of green yarn) and noticed a pitcher getting tossed out of the game by the home plate umpire during the Yankees-Orioles game. The pitcher was Baltimore’s Daniel Cabrera.

You see, earlier in the game Alex “Mad-Rod” Rodriguez smacked a dinger off Cabrera. On his next journey to the plate, Cabrera zinged him with an inside pitch. As many are aware, it’s tradition to send a message to a hitter that’s made you his gimp during a game – or even over a long career. We’ve all seen the caption, “Bruce Wayne is 20 for 32 lifetime against Clark Kent.” That sort of stuff stays with you deep within your mind. Even if you don’t intentionally aim to hit a batter there’s a little part of your body that acts like a rogue state.

However, the thing I don’t get in this particular incident is this: The O’s were up 6-1 with a runner on second. Given New York’s ability to score runs in late innings one would think you just don’t fill bases up with them. A-Rod gets on and the next hitter (in this case porn heart-throb Jason Giambi) can easily make the game 6-4 in the eighth.

 Intentional, Control Problems Or Just Plain Dumb?

Umpire Chad Fairchild was pretty confident in what he believed to be a “high and inside” retribution pitch. But did he consider the situation? I’ll let Cabrera plead his case. “I was surprised because the game was 6-1, nobody out, runner is at second,” Cabrera said. “How am I going to put somebody on base?” Yankees manager Joe Girardi had this philosophical interpretaion: “I don’t know. You never know.” Did you know? Did my mother know? Did God know? Does he exist? And why am I assuming He’s a man? He’s The Man but what if we’re wrong and he’s The Woman? Huh? Huh? He added. Italics mine. “Daniel Cabrera is wild (all that jacuzzi water does that to a man), but I don’t like it.  He was down in the zone all night tonight and you just don’t like it (no doubt he feels for Cabrera’s cheap mechanics). It’s happened a few times with this guy, Daniel Cabrera. We know at times he has some control issues but it’s just awful dangerous when you’re up there.”

So. Was Danger Daniel a victim of control problems, was he acting deliberately or did he just act selfishly?

I don’t know.


Spain Conquers Sports

 Spain Conquers Sports

By Alessandro

Carlos Sastre of Spain won the Tour de France and in case you missed it, Spain’s fury is being felt on the professional sports landscape. Consider they’re currently the Euro Cup holders in soccer, World Champions in basketball and Rafael Nadal is poised to become the number one ranked tennis player in the world.

Now granted, in the case of Sastre, the UCI Road rankings are not led by a Spaniard, or the Euro triumph isn’t the same as the World Cup. Nevertheless, it doesn’t detract from the fact that Spain is basically kicking asssss these days.

It hasn’t always been that way. Growing up it was always the same countries who dominated in a multitude of sports. That is, European sports powers like Russia, Germany, Italy, France, Sweden and Great Britain. Spain? Have you looked at their overall Olympic medal count? Go. It’s not pretty.

Spain back then was not the Spain of today. There was no economic miracle in the post-war era like the ones in Italy and Germany for Spain. Nope. It remained, for all intents and purposes, poor.

However, it wasn’t all doom and gloom. La Liga has always been a competitive soccer league and Spain’s Eurobasket successes are well known. Its cycling and tennis exploits kept it among the elite nations and more recently Spanish talent has graced the motorsports (especially motorbiking) world – though not on the manufacturing side.

I don’t know what accounts for this impressive run. I suspect Spain’s entry into the EU back in 1986 had a lot to do with it. Its rising economy (largely driven by a construction boom) has drastically curtailed unemployment, tourism has been properly organized and while fierce regionalism still exists, the country seems to have figured out how to stand together and rise from its past dictatorship. Just don’t email this piece to ETA…please.

The Roman Empire used to draw much of its talent from Spain and I suppose no one should be surprised that in the post-Franco era Spain has reinvented and reinvigorated itself early in the 21st century.

By geographic extension, these are great days for Mediterranean nations in general. Italy continues to produce and manufacture masterful racing bikes, cars and motorbikes on a scale that not even France can match. They also are the reigning World Cup champions while Valentino Rossi continues to rip apart the MotoGP. France for its part were in the finals at the World Cup and always have world class athletes. Greece (the previous Euro champions in 2004) continues to develop its successful basketball program and were finalists at the World Basketball championships bowing to, yup, Spain.


Tour de France: Ryder Hesjedal Rises And Rides To Excellence

By Beaker

I’m not one to celebrate like some Canadians do whenever one of our athletes merely competes and does their best. No nation on earth is as proud of finishing 33rd like Canada is. The “I did my best” crap got a little stale by the time I was 18. Clearly, our best wasn’t good enough and it was corrupting the sore loser in me.

Our acceptance of mediocrity borders on absurd some times.

 Tour de France: Ryder Hesjedal Rises And Rides To Excellence

However, there is one accomplishment I think deserves mention. Cyclist Ryder Hesjedal finished 47th overall at the Tour de France (this followed a 60th place finishing in the Giro d’Italia). The last time a Canadian put in a great performance at the Tour was Steve Bauer in 1988 when he finished in an incredible 4th spot.

I was a kid back then and Bauer’s feat had me cycling all summer long.

Now it’s the 27 year old Hesjedal’s turn. Let’s hope he can keep this up.

In the meantime, this achievement is worth appreciating.


The Toughest Teams In The NHL Revealed

From Two Minutes for Blogging

Obviously this is not set in stone. There are a few guys left to be signed. That could easily move some teams (e.g. Tampa Bay) up or down the list. I think Jason Smith is gone; so I dropped him from the list completely for now. I included a few guys that I think could be re-signed.

The list is broken into four tiers. The ordering isn’t dependent on any one thing. I took into consideration whether or not a team has a heavyweight fighter (or more), team toughness (i.e. the more fighters the better), the ability to realistically, meaning they are willing, to move guys up and down from the minors (e.g., Vancouver, Calgary). I tried to include all players with at least four fights last year. I also included some pests players that I think should have four or more fights this year.

The Heavyweight Teams:

Phoenix – McGrattan (8), Carcillo (19), Fedoruk (6), Jovanovski (3), Ballard (3), Fata? (0)

Anaheim – Parros (23), May (7), Sutherby (8), Moen (7), O’Donnell (4), Perry (4)

Vancouver – Hordichuk (12), Cowan (12), McIver (8), Rypien (5), Burrows (6), Mike Brown (7), Isbister ? (4), Ritchie ? (4), Bieksa (4)

Boston – Thorton (12), Lucic (13), Chara (5), Reich? (10), Stuart (5), Hnidy (3)

Tampa Bay – Koci (8), Tarnasky (7), Roberts (2), Malone (9), O’Brien (6), Roy? (12)

St. Louis – King (14), Janssen (2), Jackman (5), Hinote (4), Backes (5)

The Middleweight Teams:

Dallas – Barch (17), Ott (13), Avery (6), Winchester (6), Morrow (5), Crombeen (5)

Colorado – Parker (5), Lapperiere (20), McCleod (12), Tucker (4), McCormick (4), Ledin (0)

Calgary – Phaneuf (10), Mark Smith (9), Jim Vandermeer (5), Nystrom (8), Iginla (5), Regehr (3), Sarich (3), Prust? (0)

Philadelphia – Cote (24), Hartnell (5), Asham (8), Downie (5), Richards (4)

New York Rangers – Orr (18), Voros (14), Hollweg (6), Dunbinsky (7), Strudwick (4)

Washington – Brashear (12), Erskine (4), Bradley (10), Clark (1)

Chicago – Eager (7), Burish (16), Wisniewski ACL? (9), Walker (7), Craig Adams (3), Seabrook (3)

Montreal – Laraque (13), Kostopolous (9), Komisarek (5), Begin (4)

Pittsburgh – Godard (17), Cooke (2), Orpik (3), Talbot (3)

Buffalo – Peters (12), Gaustad (5), Rivet (6), Mair (4), Kaleta (1)

Columbus – Boll (27), Tollefson (7), Commodore (6), Chimera (4), Sestito? (1)

Edmonton – Stortini (23), Staois (5), Moreau (3), Peckham? (0)

The Lightweight Teams:

Florida – Belak (8), Glass (7), Campbell (6), Montador (5), Boynton (5), Horton (3), Murray (3)

San Jose – Shelley (13), Murray (11), Rivet (6), McLaren (4), Clowe (o)

Carolina – W. Brookbank (12), Conboy (7), Gleason (6), Walker (5), Gillies? (0)

Los Angeles – Ivanans (12), Greene (5), Brown (3), Scott Thornton (3)

New Jersey – Clarkson (21), S. Brookbank (5), Rupp (7)

Minnesota – Boogaard (10), Craig Weller (4), Veilleux (3), Nolan (3), Burns (2)

Atlanta – Boulton (13), Thorburn (10), Valabik (2), Armstrong (2)

Nashville – Grant (0), Tootoo (9), Nichol (4)

Ottawa – Neil (9), Ruutu (5), Richardson (3), Bois? (0), Bass? (1)

Detroit – Downey (10), Drake (5), Lilja (3), McCarty? (0)

New York Islanders – Jackman (9), Sutton (4), Davison? (2), Fritz? (0)

Team That Should Wear Pink:

Toronto - Mayers (7), Bell (4)


Now THAT’S An All-Star Game

By Rebecca Glass

When I woke up this morning, I actually wondered for a few minutes if it had all been a dream.

All Star games aren’t supposed to be like that.

Exhibition games aren’t supposed to be emotional; they’re not supposed to run to the fifteenth inning and they’re certainly not supposed to have drama more befitting an October night.

This one, though…

This one was different.

This one, if we pursue the Yankee Stadium :: Cathedral of Baseball metaphor, was supposed to be like the Easter Service at St. Patrick’s, and it wasn’t just that, but it was the Easter Service at St. Patrick’s with the Pope himself leading the festivities.

The pregame ceremonies were emotional on their own; but from the point of view of a Yankees fan, there was nothing more chilling than watching the first pitch, and seeing Reggie Jackson pitch to Alex Rodriguez, Whitey Ford to Derek Jeter, Yogi Berra to Joe Girardi and Goose Gossage to Mariano Rivera.

I don’t know how many of you caught it, but it was hitter to hitter, leader to leader, catcher to catcher and reliever to reliever, all of them, the past to the present.

I mean, it even made George Steinbrenner cry, and I’m under the impression that it takes some doing to accomplish that.

The game itself was perhaps one of the best All Star games to have ever been played. Had it ended in the ninth or tenth, and not gone on the extra six innings, we would probably be considering it THE best All Star game, ever.

It felt like a classic October game, with the National League taking a 2-0 lead into the seventh inning, before the ghosts came alive again. I guess it’s something about the ghosts–they only come to call in the late innings–and it must have pained them somewhat that the man of the hour, J.D. Drew, wears a Red Sox uniform.

While many Yankees fans were able to cater to their sense of Schadenfreude* in the eighth inning, mocking Jonathan Papelbon with chants of “Mar-i-ano” and “over-rated”, the beauty of the entire thing was that the American League was able to tie the game again in the bottom of the inning, rendering the run off of Papelbon irrelevant.

The best moment for Yankees fans, however, had to have been watching Mariano Rivera’s entrance in the ninth, followed immediately by a strike out, throw-em-out double play. There’s not much more Rivera can add to his resumè, but as 2007 was Alex Rodriguez’s year, 2008 has got to be Mariano Rivera’s.

Throughout the entire evening, Terry Francona was a model of class.

Say what you want about the Red Sox as a team, or anything you want about the Red Sox players, but Terry Francona should have earned everyone’s respect last night. He pulled Jeter and Rodriguez in mid-inning situations so the crowd could applaud, and he let did a similar service by having Mariano Rivera come in the ninth for the last two outs. It’s not his fault the AL wasn’t leading at the time, and Rivera couldn’t get the save.

The game last night was something special. It didn’t end at the best possible moment (from a Yankee fan’s point of view), but it did end just before it would have turned into a nightmare for Francona and Clint Hurdle.

This is one All Star Game we’ll remember for a while, and it’s only fitting it happened in Yankee Stadium.

Or maybe it’s the other way around.

This Purist Bleeds Pinstripes


Snippets Of NHL Musings

By Derek Braid

I’ve screwed the pooch like it was paying my bills of late, so I figured writing something — regardless of the quality — would be an invaluable exercise in blog-preservation. This time of year leaves many of my ilk jonesing for topics that don’t include guys with initials B.F., the Yankees or Red Sox. So at the risk of owning a shitty and unkempt weblog, I’ll rip one off for what feels like old time sake.

How about off-season NHL stuff? There is a rumor courtesy of the Ottawa Sun that is sure to keep the “ink-stained wretches” busy hacking away greedily. Since Ottawas’ balance sheet has listed Gerber as a liability for nearly his full tenure with the team, it’s not surprising they are looking to dump the underwhelming and inconsistent ‘tender. However offering Andrej Meszaros to sweeten the pot gives the Sens a package that someone will inevitably see value in, which explains the willingness of the other two teams to get involved.

For the Kings to move Kopitar would take an exceedingly generous offer in the eyes of most, which is why this rumor draws skepticism. Is their value in moving their best young point-producer? Sure, but the return better include more than Gerber and Meszaros. Kopitar is a game-changer, an asset immeasurably valuable by traditional quantification. The aforementioned Sens are but cogs in the wheel of a solid, balanced NHL club, something that LA desperately needs after losing out on both Rob Blake (Sharks), and Brad Stuart (Wings). The previously-coachless Kings have significantly re-tooled in the off-season and appear poised to elevate themselves in the challenging Western conference. With their back to the wall, they seem willing to sacrifice some flash for functionality, a move that will doubtlessly frustrate Kings fans.

Remember the uproar when the Hockey Night in Canada theme song changed hands? I poo-pooed the loss then and have mounting evidence in favor of its insignificance. The song is associated with the game, not with a network or a program (which implicitly concedes that CBC may have lost out). The new HNIC song will have no bearing on viewership of CBC hockey broadcasts. Their relatively poor play-by-play, below-average camera angles and PJ Stock on the other hand will. TSN has been chipping away at CBC’s lead in the quality standard department for some time, hence attention is due in areas vastly more significant than their anthem contest.

NHL Futures are up and everyone already knows the favourite. I see value in the Bruins, Blackhawks, Capitals and Flyers. Long shot on Columbus or St. Louis if you feel like gambling. Safe plays: New York Rangers v. Detroit Red Wings for Lord Stanley. Man up and post your call in the comment section: I dare you.

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Great Storylines as Nascar Takes a Break

By Bob Ellis

We just passed the halfway point in the NASCAR Sprint Cup season, and we are heading into an off-weekend, as the teams gear up for their next race at the Indianapolis Speedway.

So, instead of looking at the upcoming race this week, let’s take a look at some of the stories that were generated in the first half of the season.

Before I jump into the two biggest stories involving Kyle Busch and Tony Stewart, both from Joe Gibbs Racing (JGR), let me briefly touch on two other interesting stories that have emerged this year as well.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. moved from his late father’s race team (DEI) at the end of last season, where he was winless and finished well out the top 10 in points, to Hendrick Motorsports. He is currently second in points with one win.

Dale Jr. didn’t like the way DEI was being run by his step-mom, and when she refused to hand over controlling interest to him so he could run it the way he thought it should be run, he left. I think he has quietly proven his point so far this season, without coming out and saying: “I told you so.”

Another hot topic this year is the fact that the new race car is being run for the full schedule and NASCAR is strictly enforcing a zero tolerance policy with it. Even Tony Stewart says the new car “is the biggest change (in NASCAR) since I’ve been part of the series in the last 10 years.”

NASCAR has confiscated several cars, has handed out huge fines, point deductions and suspensions for anything about the car that does not meet its specifications.

NASCAR has even changed the rules for wheelbase measurements to stop teams trying to manipulate the car better in the corners by altering the wheelbase on each side of the car.
Now on to the two bigger stories developing in NASCAR: Kyle Busch’s dominance and Tony Stewart’s leaving of JGR.

Kyle Busch has been on a tear this year. He has won seven Sprint Cup races, five Nationwide Series races (four of those in JGR cars), two Craftsman Truck Series races, and has established himself as the top contender to win the Sprint Cup this year.

What is even more impressive is that this is his first year at JGR, and this is the first year that JGR is racing with Toyotas. I would imagine that the powers that be at Toyota are quite happy right about now.

I don’t expect Busch to disappear in the second half of the season, but I do expect him to win fewer races, as the other more competitive teams get a better handle on the new car. Look for him to be a contender for the Sprint Cup though.

I can’t see him finishing any less than third this year.

The other story that has grabbed headlines has been Tony Stewart’s departure from JGR, to become part owner and driver for the new Stewart-Haas Racing team.

There has been a lot of talk on the Internet and in traditional media that this might not be the best move for Stewart to make. The team he has become aligned with has not done better than one top five finish in the past several years.

Well I’m going to tell you this is a deal that Stewart could not turn down and he will make it work.

He was offered 50 per cent of the team just to come over, with no money out of his pocket. The team also has the only treadmill wind tunnel in North America, and the team is supported by Hendrick Motorsports — the same team that Dale Jr. is driving for this year.

“I really feel like when you look at this program, we have support with Hendrick engines, Hendrick chassis, and Hendrick technical support,” Stewart was quoted last week on NASCAR.com. “So I feel we have the variables in place to go out and be competitive right away.”

You can’t argue with that, although I think it’ll take a little longer than Stewart suggests before the team becomes truly competitive. But they will get there.

Enjoy the weekend and if you are looking to get your racing fix, then try the Rolex Sports Car Series, which is racing this Sunday in Birmingham, Alabama.

Here is the link to this article at thespec.com

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